Disco Outpost, five ways

Five directions for the website. Tap one to open the full page, scroll it like a real site, then come back here. The Christmas switch at the top shows how each one looks once the holidays are over.

Disco
Outpost

A: Tinsel Pop

Loud, bright and silly. Sparkle wallpaper, chunky 3D lettering and a disco ball mascot.

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Disco Outpost

B: Midnight Mirrorball

The lights go down. Dark green, a glinting mirror ball, champagne script and pink neon.

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Disco Outpost

C: Matchbook Christmas

A vintage matchbook and a 70s menu card. Two-colour print, typewriter text, rainbow stripes.

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DISCO
OUTPOST

D: Ugly Sweater

A knitted Christmas sweater you can scroll. Pixel stitches, disco balls and snowflakes, photos as sewn-on patches.

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WELCOME.TXT
DISCO
OUTPOST

E: Disco OS 1997

The whole site is a pink retro computer desktop. Photos open in windows, a disco track is always playing, and booking is a big system button.

Open look E

Hours, address, phone, menu items, photos and the booking link are placeholders. Booking goes to OpenTable once Alfred's link is in.

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Disco
Outpost

A disco bar and kitchen where the dance floor never closes before the kitchen does.

Now with tinsel. A worrying amount of tinsel.

the dance floor's down here

Cocktail held by a bartender in a Christmas sweater
sweaters on
Snowman mug cocktail
snowman mug
Cocktail with a candy cane straw
candy cane
Open tonight 5pm until lateWednesday to SundayToronto

Cocktails first.
Dancing second.
Shoes optional.

Disco Outpost is a bar and kitchen built around one idea: a good night should feel like a party you were lucky to be invited to. Big drinks, shareable plates, a mirrorball over everything and a floor that fills up by ten.

Whipped cream cocktail in front of Santa wrapping paperPLACEHOLDER PHOTO

Scenes from the floor

Room lit by disco lights and string lights
the floor, 11pm
Pink cocktail and a snowman mug
pink drink energy
Ceiling covered in ornaments
ceiling: ornaments
Burger and fries on a Christmas tablecloth
burger, extra tinsel
Bartender pouring a cocktail
shaken by an elf
Fries and mac and cheese to share
fries to share (lol)
Hot chocolate shots on a Santa tablecloth
cocoa shots
Inflatable polar bear by the bar
the polar bear stays

Placeholder photos from Alfred's Project Gigglewater.

On the menu

Mirrorball Martini

Vodka, elderflower, a twist, and a lot of shine.

Gingerbread Groove

Spiced rum, ginger, cream. Tastes like the 24th of December.

Tinsel Spritz

Bubbles, blood orange, gold sugar rim. Zero proof on request.

Disco Fries

Gravy, cheese curds, crispy shallots. Built for sharing, rarely shared.

Hot Honey Wings

Sticky, spicy, napkins required.

Candy Cane Churros

Peppermint sugar, dark chocolate dip.

full menu on the night, these are placeholders

Hours

Wed, Thu
5pm to midnight
Fri, Sat
5pm to 2am
Sunday
4pm to 11pm
Mon, Tue
Closed (resting our feet)

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000 Placeholder Street
Toronto, ON

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Disco Outpost

Bar, kitchen and a dance floor

Home for the holidays. Out on the floor.

Lights down.
Mirrorball up.

Low light, warm drinks and a room that slowly turns into a dance floor. Come early for dinner, stay late for the records. Nobody is too cool to dance here, they just need one more drink.

Room glowing with disco lights and ornamentsPLACEHOLDER PHOTO

Last night,
roughly

Old fashioned on the bar
01A
Cocktail and a Christmas sweater
02A
Bar glowing purple
03A
Cocktail with candy cane straw
04A
Ornaments over the bar
05A
Cocktail with a sugar rim
06A
Long bar with blue lights
07A
Cream cocktail and wrapping paper
08A

Swipe the reel. Placeholder photos from Alfred's Project Gigglewater.

Tonight's record

Side A, to drink

Mirrorball Martinivodka, elderflower, twist
Gingerbread Groovespiced rum, ginger, cream
Midnight Negronigin, amaro, smoked orange
Tinsel Spritzblood orange, bubbles, zero proof on request

Side B, to share

Disco Friesgravy, curds, crispy shallots
Hot Honey Wingssticky, spicy
Burrata and Pomegranatetoast, mint, olive oil
Candy Cane Churrospeppermint sugar, chocolate

Placeholder menu. The real one goes up once Alfred finalizes it.

Doors

Wed, Thu
5pm to midnight
Fri, Sat
5pm to 2am
Sunday
4pm to 11pm
Mon, Tue
Closed

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000 Placeholder Street, Toronto, ON

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Disco
Outpost

bar & kitchen

SEASON'S GROOVIEST

Strike up the night

A neighbourhood disco bar with a proper kitchen, a mirrorball older than some of the staff, and a dance floor that fills up on its own.

All of December: holiday cocktails, ugly sweater Fridays, and the good tinsel.

Made for staying late

Dinner at seven. A second round at nine. Somebody requests ABBA at eleven and that's the evening decided. Disco Outpost is built for nights that run longer than planned.

The bar lit purple and bluePLACEHOLDER PHOTO

The photo booth

four frames, no regrets

Bring a sweater, leave with a strip. Placeholder photos from Alfred's Project Gigglewater.

Snowman mugPink cocktailCream cocktailSweater and cocktailDec '26
Disco light floorBurger on a holiday tableclothPolar bear by the barCocoa shotsDec '26
Bartender pouringCandy cane strawFries to shareOrnament ceilingDec '26

The menu card

Cocktails

Mirrorball Martinivodka, elderflower
Gingerbread Groovespiced rum, ginger
Saturday Night Nogbourbon, nutmeg
Tinsel Spritzzero proof on request

To share

Disco Friesgravy, curds
Hot Honey Wingssticky, spicy
Candy Cane Churrospeppermint sugar

Placeholder menu, prices on the night.

Hours

Wed, Thu
5pm to midnight
Fri, Sat
5pm to 2am
Sunday
4pm to 11pm
Mon, Tue
Closed

Find us

000 Placeholder Street
Toronto, ON

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DISCO
OUTPOST

A disco bar and kitchen that dresses for the occasion. The occasion is every night.

Ugly sweater mandatory. Kidding. Mostly.

Cocktail held by a bartender in a Christmas sweater
100% FUN
Disco lights on the floor
MACHINE WASH

Knitted for
nights out

Big drinks, sharing plates, a mirrorball over everything and a dance floor that fills up by ten. Think of it as the sweater your aunt knits you, if your aunt ran a disco.

Cream cocktail in front of Santa wrapping paper
PLACEHOLDER

The lookbook

Snowman mug cocktail
HAND WASH
Ornament ceiling
DO NOT IRON
Burger on a holiday tablecloth
EXTRA CHEESE
Bartender pouring a cocktail
SHAKE WELL
Pink cocktail
SIZE: LARGE
Polar bear by the bar
ONE SIZE
Cocoa shots
SERVE WARM
Room full of disco lights
DANCE DRY

Placeholder photos from Alfred's Project Gigglewater.

On the needles

Mirrorball MartiniVodka, elderflower, a lot of shine.
Gingerbread GrooveSpiced rum, ginger, cream.
Tinsel SpritzBlood orange and bubbles. Zero proof on request.
Disco FriesGravy, curds, crispy shallots.
Hot Honey WingsSticky, spicy, napkins required.
Candy Cane ChurrosPeppermint sugar, chocolate dip.

Placeholder menu.

Care instructions

Wed, Thu
Wash from 5pm to midnight
Fri, Sat
Tumble from 5pm to 2am
Sunday
Gentle cycle, 4pm to 11pm
Mon, Tue
Hang to dry (closed)
NO BLEACHDANCE ONLYMADE IN TORONTO

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000 Placeholder Street
Toronto, ON

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Disco Outpost OS Photos Menu Hours 24 DEC 1997 9:41 PM
WELCOME.TXT

DISCO
OUTPOST

A disco bar and kitchen running on very old software. Cocktails load instantly. The dance floor never crashes.

Now installing: Christmas 97 (100% complete)

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NOW_PLAYING.MP3
Track 07: Tinsel FeverExtended Disco Mix, 11:59

Placeholder track. No sound plays.

PHOTOS (12 items)

Tap a photo to open it. Placeholder photos from Alfred's Project Gigglewater.

MENU.DOC
  • Mirrorball Martinivodka, elderflower
  • Gingerbread Groovespiced rum, ginger, cream
  • Tinsel Spritzzero proof on request
  • Disco Friesgravy, curds
  • Hot Honey Wingssticky, spicy
  • Candy Cane Churrospeppermint sugar

Placeholder menu.

HOURS.CAL
Wed, Thu
5pm to midnight
Fri, Sat
5pm to 2am
Sunday
4pm to 11pm
Mon, Tue
Closed (defragmenting)
MAP.APP

000 Placeholder Street, Toronto, ON

Design preview for Disco Outpost. Text, hours, address and images are placeholders.

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